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lmaoalien:

i am the human version of the first piece of bread

I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

basedgosh:

im working towards getting larger muscles so i can protect every animal in the world

fashiondynasties:

Bonnie x Clyde
(Jerseys by US)
fashiondynasties:

SUBMIT YOUR CUTEST OUTFITS TO US HERE! :)

thinsquids:

yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha

fashiondynasties:

SUBMIT YOUR CUTEST OUTFITS TO US HERE! :)

gowns:

my number one piece of advice is drink water and stay hydrated. we are made out of water. everything in us is made of water. and u are sitting there drinking a diet coke tellin me that’s all you’ve had to drink today. please get up and drink some water. for the love of god.

oedipus-sex:

imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it