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15 . LULU. FEMME MORE
crowleyinhellsthrone:

ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

my friend’s spanish teacher slapped her for saying this
  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it

spangefucker:

when someone asks u for help on something ur good at

image

kushandwizdom:

Everything Love

acrocalypse:

dream date:

take me to the mall

give me $2000 

leave

buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

slutsondemand:

Did they not know it was a horse?

skelitas:

i’m basically “pro-do whatever you want as long as you’re enjoying yourself and not hurting other people”

  • Employer: So how qualified do you think you are for the job, sir?
  • Me: Hella
  • Employer: Welcome aboard

sluttygrandma:

do you ever daydream of dressing boys in better clothes

tastier:

(18+)
fagblogger:

omg